Don't mess with old ladies!
Forwarded by a Friend...
An older woman gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: You don't have one??
Older Woman: I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: Can I see your vehicles registration please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: Because I stole this car.
Officer: You stole it??
Older Woman: Yes. . . and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what???
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk.
Do you want to see?
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
Within minutes, five police cars surround the womans car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please!
. . . The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes. . . could you please open the trunk of your car.
The woman opens the trunk . . . revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes. . . here's my registration papers.
. . . The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a drivers license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands her license to the officer. The officer examines the license and looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: And I bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don't Mess With Old Ladies !!
HAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh!!!
M.
Posted by: Maria & Stefano | Monday, July 09, 2007 at 01:27 PM
You're welcome! LOL
Posted by: Vanessa | Monday, July 09, 2007 at 08:19 PM
Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the compliment. Love your profile photo!
Posted by: PeachPod | Monday, July 09, 2007 at 08:53 PM
Superb.
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Now I wish I was clever enough to turn that into a scam for getting out of tickets. (Dang).
Posted by: Mikeachim | Monday, July 09, 2007 at 09:30 PM
PeachPod: Thanks for the visit! Love your blog.
Posted by: Vanessa | Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 01:15 AM
LOL @ Mikeachim!
Posted by: Vanessa | Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 09:39 AM
Hee. BTW, Mike's not so cute that he could use those tricks to get out of a traffic ticket. He doesn't even have a car---snobby cyclist!
Posted by: liv | Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Don't listen to liv (a well-known troublemaker). I could TOO get out of a traffic ticket that way. *pouts*
;)
Posted by: Mikeachim | Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 12:40 PM
ROFL @ liv and mike! You guys are hilarious. Snobby cyclist, huh...Note to self: keep an eye on that mike guy.
Posted by: Vanessa | Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 02:18 PM
don't look now! i've bestowed an award upon you. better make the jump!
Posted by: liv | Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 03:25 PM
Thanks, Liv. I left a comment on your blog. Now, I'm off to tap new schmoozers.
Posted by: Vanessa | Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 07:07 PM
hehe! way to go!
Posted by: ebele | Wednesday, July 18, 2007 at 06:41 PM
Thanks, ebele!
Posted by: Vanessa | Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 08:16 PM