American Idol is on and I think I’m going to gag. Two whole hours of this crap. If I can only find my laptop so I can get away from this computer in the room where my mom decides she wants to watch television. Please pass the barf bags.

Millions of viewers throughout the world are watching this. Mindless sheep. The noise is really disturbing my concentration but I don’t want to deprive my mom of one of her guilty pleasures. Thank god for commercials to provide relief from the madness.

Taylor “Soul Patrol” Hicks or Katherine “McFever” McPhee? I DO NOT CARE!


© 2006 VANESSA BYERS, Vanessa: Unplugged