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Blonde Joke Monday: New Windows

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MY NEW WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my
House with those expensive
Double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who Installed them. He was complaining that the Windows had been installed a whole year ago and I Hadn't paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't Mean that I am automatically stupid.

So I told him just exactly what his
Fast-talking sales guy had told ME Last year.. Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these Windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the Line, so I finally just hung up....

He hasn't called back, probably too Embarrassed about forgetting the Guarantee they made me.

Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore !


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