Wow, just when you thought the Anna Nicole Smith scandal was over and done, now there are allegations that the two men closest to her, companion Howard Stern and baby daddy Larry Birkhead were actually homosexual lovers. [Insert screeching brakes sound here.] Huh? What's next with these folks?

Veteran journalist Rita Crosby has written a book, Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death, detailing not only the two men caught in the act but also other sordid tales of Anna Nicole's life. It's a shame. If ever there was an example of money not buying happiness, this is it.

Smith supposedly watched a video of the two men involved in sex with each other. The book also alleges Smith chose Birkhead to father her child because she wanted a blonde-haired, blue-eyed baby. I mean dang, how trashy could these people possibly be?

Surely, Rita Crosby will make a truckload of money as the book will be a best-seller and she'll certainly do a run of the talk shows. After all is said and done, what happens to little Dannielyn? The book and possible baby daddy drama hoax is so disgusting.

Birkhead has threatened to sue --- surprise, surprise. Since the OK magazine cover shoot tanked, I guess the next episode in the drama will be the release of the sex tapes of Stern and Birkhead. Let Anna Nicole rest in peace and give her daughter an opportunity for as normal a life as possible.